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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:16

What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Honestly! Do you people actually watch all that nonsense produced by the nitwit network television stations or do they just claim you do?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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Live and Let Die

-”Ah so!”

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Goldfinger

How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.

Octopussy

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Diamonds Are Forever

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why is there so much hate against black people?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

You Only Live Twice

Moonraker

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-”She is very sexyful!”

Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why are men today so pussiefied?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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